character-of-all-time:

calamitycons:

character-of-all-time:

calamitycons:

character-of-all-time:

ROUND 1: ELAINE (seinfeld) VS BEOWULF (beowulf)

ALT

ALT

the poll is missing.

listen,

I’m listening

do you hear it?

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kosmogrl:

unstoppable force (trying desperately to see the good in life) vs immovable object (wishing life would be kinder to me)

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parkchanwoohoo:

parkchanwoohoo:

Years on the internet and somehow i still click on comments sections with the insanely optimistic idea that I’ll learn something new instead of being subjected to the dumbest motherfuckers online typing like their sole purpose in life is to make me want to end mine

“Wow, what an interesting post! I want to see what sort of fascinating discourse is being generated by the idea posited by the original poster” <- Me, operating under levels of delusion yet unexplained by modern science

(via smallbabycorn)

earlysunsetting:

pinkm4ns:

Same but opposite energy

(via trashboat)

wishuponastarion:

“oh sorry, i guess i was infodumping again” - sad, shy, apologetic

“you sly dog, you got me monologuing” - cool, strong, confident

(via vivelerandom)

inthefallofasparrow:

haraamzada-deactivated20191222:

King of Swords

(via trashboat)

were-ralph:

memewhore:

i will never stop reblogging this how the fuck did she slide against the wall so perfectly

(via trashboat)

anexperimentallife:

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mugenfinder:

supermariomamafucker:

supermariomamafucker:

I have seen the yakuza line stickers so many times but they still make me laugh every time i see them

what emotion is this supposed to convey

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